Welcome to the weird part of the library!


"Honey, I Shrunk Your Cooch!"

Excerpt: Mary Carey always wanted to be treated like a queen. But she gets more than she bargained for when she's shrunk to the size of an ant and taken to the ant hill to be the new ant queen -- and is swarmed by a million lusty worker ants who want to tend to her, massage her, and make love to her...

Review: Great story and a must read for all interested in freudian psychology. Sadly the plot is biologically unrealistic, because that is not how ants work.

Rating: 4/10


"His First Time - Filled by Alien Seed"

Excerpt: Lawrence and his girlfriend Jamie are at their usual restaurant when a dark shape descends from the sky. The patrons at Allessandro’s restaurant panic when a UFO lands and strange aliens emerge. The aliens seek out and carry away all of the men they can find, including Lawrence...

Review: Would be 8 stars if the aliens did not all look like Vin Diesel.

Rating: 5/10


"Morning Glory Milking Farm"

Excerpt: Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parent’s basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands...

Review: This book was so relatable I felt like a millenial from start to finish.

Rating: 8/10



Excerpt: Dana is a marine biologist working in a top-secret research facility with a deadly strain of piranha. Late one night, an accident causes her to fall into the tank of deadly fish. Luckily, sexy Paul from the Pufferfish Division has a few tricks that might save Dana. What Dana doesn’t realize is just how unnatural his tricks are, and that they extend to every part of his male anatomy...

Review: Truly one of the great works of history.

Rating: 10/10


"Cum For Bigfoot"

Excerpt: On a week long outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them...

Review: The plot got me completely hooked, but the non-consentual undertones were just not strong enough.

Rating: 2/10